Human hair is something I have heard to deter foxes (we don’t get coyotes here!). Apparently the thing to do is stuff it into some tights.
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Hand to hand combat is the only way
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Good luck there then. The coyote will want land back, and we won’t be prepared to give it to them. Then they’ll complain about the shots and human hair, then we’ll say go away then and…well, we’ll be right back where we started from.
There is only one way to deal with this you know that don’t you?
Nuke the entire site from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure!
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That sounds like a totally rational and proportionate response 
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Or just build a wall!
And get the coyotes to pay for it!
Oops, sorry political!
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You can go ahead and brexit this thread now
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Must have been a typo 🤷
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I was just thinking Brexit = “stay a while, but with drama”
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I needed this laugh. Thanks for that
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What about a land sharing proposal. A common sense agreement. The yotes leave Goats dogs alone and in return they can use goats land for good coyote activities. Which could be decided upon by Goat and the yotes.
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Eww no thanks
Sounds fair to me. What do you reckon the
" Yotes " will say.
Anybody approached them yet?
So it’ll be some time then before I leave.
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Derek is a lawyer. I propose he handle this matter.
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I’ll keep the nukes handy then!
Has anyone mentioned a flamethrower? And if so where did we land on that?
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Bit of a hot topic this!
I’ll let myself out…
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