My wife’s cooking 
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Eric, better hope your wife doesn’t see this. lol
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Later that day…
My car stalled
Forgot my shoes
Walked through lava
Elevated my feet
Went to hospital
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To visit trump 
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Brought some burgers 
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From White Castle
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With toe jam
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Lots of napkins…
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Wrapped in honey
Tasting rather sweet
He is insured
For erectile dysfunction
so now he …
Takes classes in
naked bee keeping
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