Procrastination arrived excitedly
peed my pants
Wet the bed
then, lathered myself
in floral shampoo
… Head and shoulders…
Knees and toes
Then used loofah
to scrubba dub
before unleashing the
Noxious gas from
way down deep.
From Earth bowels
Was it real?
Was it magic?
Feel light-headed.
Decided I needed
Like Peter Parker
Batman kicks butt
can’t really fly