The grocery store
For sale: Baby shoes, never worn
i know its six words but Hemingway
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I’m not preganant
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Hey, me neither! 
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Tight elastic underpants
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complicate matters somewhat
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So I’ll shop
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For loose ones.
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Nobody said I
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need underpants, though
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Ok go comando!
in leather pants
But only if
Shouting “Praise Be”
I’m off to
Pirate unicycling therapy
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Psychopathic tendencies forthcoming
Assuaged by unicycling
Wearing adult diaper
Giving that look