a distant memory
That popped his
Left front tire
Deflating his ego
And the tire.
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Sponsor told him…
Go forth and
Don’t look at
All the fluffy
Pink candy floss
Floating up the
River of love
Because if you
Do, anal leakage
Will promptly occur.
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Staining your underwear
And your socks.
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Causing the tentacle
To begin writhing
slithering toward the