His white suit
And assless chaps
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But too much
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Is not good
So he covered
his hairy ass
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With peanut butter
Despite the rats
With hairless asses
Feeling left out
But they appreciated
Amazing dance 
moves.
And peanut butter
Flowed in goblets.
Stickey, brown lumpy
Licked it clean
And chocolate covered
Ants sat quietly
Waiting to be
Eating by aardvarks.