Animals that are arseholes


#1

So previously we have concluded that Geese, Deer, Crows, Pigeons, Squirrels and mice are definately assholes…I’m sure that the list is still incomplete…so I need your input…gimme an animal and why…And for @MandiH and @Yomomma…we already decided that rabid foxes aren’t assholes…since they just have a disease and are otherwise adorable…and have a cool song about what sound they make :wink:


#2

People. The biggest assholes


#3

Marmots. The food-stealing little bastards…


#4

You always have to bring yourself up in a conversation…:wink:


#5

Self centered to the max


#6

Coyotes are assholes.

They’ve been picking the swans off in Sun City. People are assholes too, because they clipped the swans so they can’t fly.


#7

Squirrels reminds me of “Trailer Park Boys”. Little bastards! :joy:


#8

I think all animals that harm dogs are assholes…coyotes clearly fall into the category


#9

My kid Ryder is an animal… And he’s an asshole!


#10

I knew this thread would get out of hand in a heartbeat :wink:


#11

Coywolves are clever assholes!
Hybrids for the win


#12

Wasps/hornets/yellow jackets are assholes. Sting you just for the hell of it, unprovoked, and keep on going.

Not to be confused with bees, they’re cool.


#13

Bee’s are an unsung hero. They make life easier for assholes(humans)


#14

Spiders are not animals but they are total assholes.


#15

For me cats are assholes…as long as I can think they never liked me and I never liked them :joy: Always got hissed, bitten or scratched :rage:


#16

Cats are definitely assholes. But I still love them!


#17

Spiders are animals.


#18

Mosquitos, spiders, flies, ticks and fleas - technically, they are living creatures, thus animals (maybe not correct, but humour me.) They are, most certainly, assholes.


#19

Although not an animal’s mosquitoes are assholes.


#20

Mosquitoes are total assholes for sure