# Chuck Norris jokes **URL:** https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875 **Category:** Just for Fun **Created:** [November 4, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875 "2018-11-04T16:32:40Z") **Posts on this page:** 14 **Page:** 12
### Author: ![Matt](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/matt/32/94732_2.png) [@Matt](https://talkingsober.com/u/Matt) #### Post date: [June 2, 2025, 9:09am UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/295 "2025-06-02T09:09:59Z")
![IMG_0793](https://talkingsoberfiles.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/4X/8/2/2/8224392b76a26996db7bcf8dbd8cdfb7de4ed9eb.jpeg) ---
### Author: ![Matt](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/matt/32/94732_2.png) [@Matt](https://talkingsober.com/u/Matt) #### Post date: [June 2, 2025, 8:45pm UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/296 "2025-06-02T20:45:38Z")
![IMG_0801](https://talkingsoberfiles.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/4X/8/8/d/88dcfb60fecbf160a431a298cdcb9458759a4340.jpeg) ---
### Author: ![WilliamBloke](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/williambloke/32/230289_2.png) [@WilliamBloke](https://talkingsober.com/u/WilliamBloke) #### Post date: [June 24, 2025, 12:14am UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/297 "2025-06-24T00:14:31Z")
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? To beat the crap out of some creep. ---
### Author: ![Matt](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/matt/32/94732_2.png) [@Matt](https://talkingsober.com/u/Matt) #### Post date: [June 24, 2025, 3:32am UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/298 "2025-06-24T03:32:23Z")
![IMG_1284](https://talkingsoberfiles.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/4X/5/c/3/5c32233b433588002211febef59c505055b647b7.jpeg) ---
### Author: ![HappyDays](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/happydays/32/490460_2.png) [@HappyDays](https://talkingsober.com/u/HappyDays) #### Post date: [July 15, 2025, 4:27am UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/299 "2025-07-15T04:27:41Z")
Hahahaha i find some new ones soon ---
### Author: ![MNfast](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/mnfast/32/491598_2.png) [@MNfast](https://talkingsober.com/u/MNfast) #### Post date: [August 31, 2025, 4:28am UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/300 "2025-08-31T04:28:35Z")
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down. And she did. ---
### Author: ![mxelle](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/mxelle/32/543951_2.png) [@mxelle](https://talkingsober.com/u/mxelle) #### Post date: [March 20, 2026, 3:11pm UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/301 "2026-03-20T15:11:36Z")
๐Ÿคฃ RIP ![chuck-norris-humor-will-never-not-be-funny-v0-09j4nhwvtmd71](https://talkingsoberfiles.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/4X/9/3/0/93002d43d2e0d0087a64a012b54c9ad418729f6d.jpeg) ---
### Author: ![mxelle](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/mxelle/32/543951_2.png) [@mxelle](https://talkingsober.com/u/mxelle) #### Post date: [March 20, 2026, 3:14pm UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/303 "2026-03-20T15:14:44Z")
![Screenshot_20260320_111438_Google](https://talkingsoberfiles.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/4X/3/a/7/3a71246d86405a916349ae0968ce3584af35dff5.jpeg) ---
### Author: ![tailee17](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/tailee17/32/335263_2.png) [@tailee17](https://talkingsober.com/u/tailee17) #### Post date: [March 20, 2026, 3:15pm UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/304 "2026-03-20T15:15:55Z")
no joke . I will miss him. ![image](https://talkingsoberfiles.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/4X/b/7/f/b7fc6bd72401e70c919971daf133de7f37e1734c.jpeg) ---
### Author: ![mxelle](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/mxelle/32/543951_2.png) [@mxelle](https://talkingsober.com/u/mxelle) #### Post date: [March 21, 2026, 12:43am UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/305 "2026-03-21T00:43:14Z")
@Englishd here. ---
### Author: ![Cjp](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/cjp/32/327367_2.png) [@Cjp](https://talkingsober.com/u/Cjp) #### Post date: [March 21, 2026, 12:57am UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/306 "2026-03-21T00:57:55Z")
Chuck norris didnt die he just punched so hard he went to the next dimension You know there was no big bang. It was just god and chuck norris sparing. Chuck died 7yrs ago but the reaper was too afraid to tell him until today Aww man RIP Chuck Norris ---
### Author: ![Witoz](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/witoz/32/522867_2.png) [@Witoz](https://talkingsober.com/u/Witoz) #### Post date: [March 21, 2026, 2:14am UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/307 "2026-03-21T02:14:05Z")
RIP ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹ After all itโ€™s true that if you leave something for the others you really never die ๐Ÿ™‚ ![image](https://talkingsoberfiles.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/4X/f/3/d/f3d5add9298526ea428f15a0707787a24a7d62a0.jpeg) ---
### Author: ![erntedank](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/erntedank/32/243847_2.png) [@erntedank](https://talkingsober.com/u/erntedank) #### Post date: [March 21, 2026, 5:49am UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/308 "2026-03-21T05:49:38Z")
He will live on in our memories and Chuck Norris jokes ๐Ÿ™ RIP ๐Ÿ˜ข ---
### Author: ![WilliamBloke](https://talkingsober.com/user_avatar/talkingsober.com/williambloke/32/230289_2.png) [@WilliamBloke](https://talkingsober.com/u/WilliamBloke) #### Post date: [March 21, 2026, 4:26pm UTC](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875/309 "2026-03-21T16:26:05Z")
Chuck Norris didnโ€™t do push-upsโ€ฆ He pushed the earth down. [Previous page](https://talkingsober.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/46875.md?page=11)