(In my best Gunnery Sergeant Hartman voice)
WHAT the FUCK IS THAT?!?!
This can actually very FUCK RIGHT OFF!!
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Today’s list of things that can FRO is read to you by those two grumpy geezers from the Muppets franchise.
- people who dog ear library books
- the 700 cubic meters of air in every potato chip bag
- sober loneliness
- that pesky fingerprint that I can not get cleaned off my right eyeglass lens
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It’s awful! We’ve lost so much business because of it. I’m over it!
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When it dips below -30 degrees Celsius
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I’m sorry, that’s terrible. Its frustrating that they fail to realize the damage they do to small businesses
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Text speaks can FRO.
I mean wtf, phones have had a full qwerty keyboard since like 2008?
You dont need to press 300 keys to tell someone something,
If you hit me up with wut u doin, str8, c u and similar. It proves you cant have an intelligent conversation in my head
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Tuesdays
Pesticides
Flat-earthers
Covid
Junebugs
Bananas
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Hummm yes.
Tics.
They can especially fuck off when you discover them attached
Rick Asley is a national treasure. Not quite as much as Danny Devito or Betty White, but hes top 25.
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Also Taxes. Taxes can fuck right off.
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Papercuts can frig right off
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Can I ask, did you just pick two random names out of the air there?
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Waking up earlyer than planned cause I need to take a leak on a saturday/sunday morning 
Prize of a set of Gillette razorblades is too damn high!
Slow drivers on A left lane.
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That’s so funny and a toothache can FRO
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Holding on the line for an hour to speak to an advisor, finally getting through to explain why you’re calling, and then being put back on hold for another 10 minutes before your call is disconnected.
Also, hold music.
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Lol not really, I have a friend who is a painter and I keep telling him when I can afford it I want him to do a painting of Danny Devito and Betty White sitting on a park bench together for my living room.
Moths and worms
Celery
Goopy toothpaste lids
Ungrateful, rude shits of children in supermarkets
Private numbers
Can all get f#@#
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Jello
Cockroaches
Certain sounds (metal utensils scraping on a plate, nails on a chalkboard, the sound of someone filing their nails, the sound of flossing teeth)
Taylor Swifts music
Talking on the phone w insurance companies
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Not even joking here… “Are you texting your ex?” used to be my ice-breaker when I met women in bars lol