Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Always the way :face_with_peeking_eye::woman_facepalming:t2:

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Time for the Gulasch kettle and a nice bonfire :smiling_face_with_horns:

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:rofl::fire: Thanks for making me laugh

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Exactly me this morning.
Before showeling 40 minutes around the house at 6 am.
And preparing the car another 20 minutes before trying to start :weary_cat::weary_cat::weary_cat:

By the way @erntedank, wise neighbour asked me why i did not already put on the car, to have it warm when starting :angry_face_with_horns::clown_face:

Ya noo.. I haven’t planned that after the next section. Naaa, not at all. This advice really helped me today. And non of these fuckers got their asses up when the tires where spinning as fuck. But wise super Juli did a trick. I made little scratches in the snow 40 cm in front of each tire with my ice scrapper to make it more uneven and get grip! Thanks for this smart way of thinking brain :ninja:t2:

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I want to add to this if it’s okay; people who feel the need to say, ā€œwell, you know, you should have done it this way". They can FRO while kicking rocks!

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Having to repeat myself 5000 times a day because at least 70 percent of people are glued to there phone can FRO! I’m tired of wasting energy talking or explaining something only to look and see the person who started the conversation or asked the question just staring at there phone and they don’t even notice I’m just looking at them like wtf! and now I’m weird for asking someone how there doing when I walk by or I’m a freak because I tried to interact with someone. I’m tired of looking around the world or my surroundings and seeing nothing but lifeless people looking at there phone. The phones can FRO! And honestly even now that I’m driving again after not driving for 10 years or longer and every car I see they are on there phone and people almost swerving into me because they are on there phone. It makes me want to find a closer job and go back to biking. I really worry about the phone issues especially when I’m driving but I’m seeing it everywhere in life. The phone thing makes me have to repeat stuff at work, at home, at restaurants, meetings, parties, social gatherings, everywhere and everyday . It’s like the phone has become reality and real life is not reality anymore. It scares me honestly.. as far as the future of the world and where we are headed. Also I’ve noticed if i bring it up to some people in my life they get really defensive and weird about it but probably because they know I’m possibly right that the phone has taken over and its not ok

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A guy sneezing relentlessly into his fucking hand, then rubbing it into his hands and then pressing the stop button to thank god leave the fucking bus. :face_vomiting:

You can be sick, okay. But wtf. And if you want to infect everyone around you, do it on a Monday and not on a Friday. :face_with_bags_under_eyes:

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I don’t feel free to share my struggles here at the moment. I let someone destroy this. So my inability to overcome this can fro. Instead I feel tension rising as I have no good outlet atm.

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I’m totally with you about the phone thing. A truck driver at my work got fired because he was fiddling around on his phone and caused a bad three car collision. He was driving my truck that day (my day off), and it was out of commission for about two months because the front end was bashed up so badly. Thanks, dude. :face_with_symbols_on_mouth:

One of my big peeves of late is when you’re trying to place an order at a fast food restaurant and just as you’re in mid sentence the person turns around and starts talking to someone in the kitchen. Then I have to start over. People these days seem to have an attention span of a nanosecond.

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The sound of leaf blowers in the morning. :angry:

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I’m sorry this happened to you. :unamused_face: I hope it wasn’t anything I said.

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No, don’t worry :upside_down_face:

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People starting aprĆØs ski at 7 am because they have (no) problemo with alcohol.

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apres ski in general can FRO.
I always hated this annoying ā€œcoolā€ people acting like idiots.
no more skiing for me and I still prefer a spagetti evening with board games over this yappiyappiyap :see_no_evil_monkey:

and breakfast at 7!

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I’d never heard of this apres ski thing. I don’t ski or drink so I’d avoid it. Sounds like a slippery slope.

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It’s drinking. But you have to fake skiing before drinking.
In the case I was referring to yesterday I was in a train heading to a ski region in southern Germany and a group of people entered the train with a box of beer bottles that they probably finished before arriving. Can be also tied to Fasching Karneval but as they were not stupidly dressed like some animal idk.

Must be something like this in extreme :see_no_evil_monkey:

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I live near the football stadium in Stuttgart. I totally avoid going outside when there is a Heimspiel and the fans pour through the streets, voices raised, cups and bottles in their hands.
They can so FRO

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Made me laugh. I guess you couldn’t ask them to move to one way or another?

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Crowds like this give me anxiety. I couldn’t handle this. :flushed_face:

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It’s awful. Here it’s part of the winter sport ā€œcultureā€.
@Puzzled you cracked me up by ā€œfake skiingā€, that’s so true, most of those people dress up sporty, do a pseudo hill up hill down and their only goal is to drink and get seen at the ā€œfancyā€ Hütte or whatever social spot. They call it fun.
I ran away screaming from those noisy idiots my whole life. And I too hate crowds @WilliamBloke

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