Thanks very much Smitty 
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Car driving backwards over a pedestrian crossing. Not stopping. Fucker.
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Randomly waking up with an extremely unsettled stomach can FRO. Now I’m home losing a days pay and there seems to be no rhyme or reason behind it. No fever or other symptoms. I cook all my own food and everyone else here is fine so not food poisoning. It’s like my intestines just woke up today and decided to give me the double middle finger 
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Sending comforting healing vibes 
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If it’s possible get some ginger! Especially the actual ginger pieces .. or ginger tea it will really help. Hope you feel better soon.
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Thank you both for your well wishes. I’m a bit better as the day goes on with the nausea passing but still making the frequent bathroom trips to try to put it politely . I’ve arranged for someone else to work my shift tomorrow for good measure.
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Calories can FRO.
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Clouds, overcast gloomy weather can FRO!
We get 4000 percent more vitamin D from the sun then we do a glass of milk. Im paraphrasing but i heard that in a documentary a long time ago..
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Pluvial and overcast days are the best for cuddling up and napping.
Albeit they absolutely can FRO if someone rides the bus… ugh! Don’t miss those days!
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Anxiety and self doubt
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Repetitive blood tests can FRO, I’ve had about 6 gallons taken from me in the last 2 weeks with more to come.
I’m sure they’re feeding a vampire somewhere in Sheffield 
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So weird, my FRO today is Emotional Vampires!
And clout chasers.
Superficial Sallies and Simons.
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2 small dogs can! Because, regardless of being fed steak & kibble just 10 min ago they continue to eye-fuck the hell out of me for something else. After 9 yrs you’d think they would realize–that’s all!
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Pain.
Old bones that heal slowly.
Stiff muscles.
Fatigue.
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Cramps of all varieties
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Fuck fog.
Ten characters.
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mosquitos. it’s the fucking 5th of MARCH. first mosquito killed in the living room. i hate spring.
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I can’t stop laughing at this! 
I usually say they’re trying to use puppy mind control, but I’m now thinking I’m going to use yours. 
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Colleagues asking what you are going at the weekend. Come on? 
Always feels like violating my boundaries hardly. This is not your business. So FRO. Do your job. Thanks.
Also if a hairdresser or so is asking this… 
Mine doesn’t, beside of her high quality work this is why I love her.
I asked Chat gpt for some funny but nonsense answers you could give. Very helpful.
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I can absolutely relate!
Yesterday I had a small talk with other mother on the playground and she asked me what are my hobbies… This question seemed so weird and private to me, I was so surprised I gave her some generic answer and it made me feel awkward still an hour afterwards 
Im still not sure if I am weird cause this q feel too private for me or asking random people about their hobbies is weird.
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