Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Almost dying of your own saliva because it takes the wrong way down :weary::weary::weary:

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Happens to me all the time! Why are our bodies designed in such a way that could kill us?! Our epiglottisā€™ should know better :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Dont forget about that pinky toe haha stubbing your toes has got to be one of the worst things ever FRO

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Oh God yes! A kind of pain that makes me tearing up instantly and being angry at myself fo being so clumsy :smiling_face_with_tear:

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Yes, especially when you do this in the middle of the night in the bedroom but canā€™t yell out in pain, 'cause you donā€™t want to wake up your spouse! :roll_eyes::persevere:

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Or stepping on a lego :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Me again :smiling_face_with_tear:
I just found out that insomnia is a symptom when you stopped taking an SSRI.
Oh so awesome :melting_face:
Today Iā€™ll go to a pharmacy to get something to sleep. I canā€™t human properly with 2-3 hours of sleep per night :face_in_clouds:

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OMG! Toes can FRO! :tired_face: A couple weeks ago, my big toe was bothering me. When I took off my nail polish, the entire nail bed was black and the nail was cracked. I have no idea how it happened :woman_shrugging: So yesterday, I stub my middle toes, same foot, so bad they were swollen this morning! Tonight, my daughter accidentally steps on, with all her 90lbs, while wearing boots, that same big toe! :sob: Ugh! I seriously thought it broke! I was scared to look :flushed: Itā€™s aight.

However, there is a design worse than toes. SHINS! Literal skin over bone. Zero protection. Might as well be made of glass :woman_facepalming:

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Oh my, hell no, I know that pain was excruciating.

You arenā€™t lying. Hurts so bad Iā€™m ready to curse out my mama and whoever else haha :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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High winds, allergies, sinuses, and Once againā€¦BRUSHFIRES!!! California is burning everywhere.

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My co-worker messaging me to cover the morning shift on my first day off in 6 daysā€¦ Iā€™m sorry but no, just no, not today. That would put me on a 13 day stretch, NO!!

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Hope youā€™re able to get some rest tonight. I know insomnia all too well. Good luck to you!

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Good for you and setting that boundary. People will try to use and abuse you, especially knowing that youā€™re a reliable coworker

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Thank you :people_hugging:
The worst is that it feels like being drunk after some nights without sleep.
I hate that feeling :slightly_frowning_face:

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Same. And Iā€™m irritated as f and I find it hard to concentrate on anything.

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I can relate, but I feel more ā€œcracked outā€ when I donā€™t get enough sleep. Itā€™s awful. Iā€™d take feeling like a have a hangover, maybe. Hope it gets better.

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Meditation teachers with poor audio. No, I canā€™t fucking relax if I can hear mouth noises and the spit moving inside your mouth. Eeeww.

The post above was brought to you by misophonia. And donā€™t even get me started on the horrors of ESMR!

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Being told I should expect a refund within 14 business days and to check my account balance regularly. Contact them when it doesnā€™t happen. Receiving the exact same email as the first one, word for word, that said I should expect it within 14 days! Wtf?! FRO with that bullshit! :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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All ingrown hairs can FRO! Especially the ones along the facial lip line that develop after shaving. An extra special hurt.

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Body aches the day after working out.
I still have to get groceries and do the laundry but: pain :weary:

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