Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

The feels like thing on the weather can FRO!! What does that even mean! That seems like the opposite of science. Who even came up with that? It’s 97 but We don’t totally know for sure so here’s a temperature that it might possibly be actually!!!

I love hot weather So this is not about being frustrated with it being hot out this is just me not liking the thing that says feels like! I’m not losing sleep over this or anything but that’s pretty stupid. I guess they only do that with the temperature number. Feels like Something they can have so there’s room for error and then it’s ok..

I should call the customer service number for the weather channel and tell them that their feels like estimate is wrong! Excuse me it doesn’t feel like 107.. You’re lying! It feels like 120 - get your made up facts right!!!

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Today is one of those days I have a list of FRO’s
And I apologize in advance for my ranting

  1. People who pay with sweaty boob money. I do not want to witness you digging in your bra for it or handle the soggy wet mess it is now once you’ve successfully fished it out and handed it to me. Get clothes with fucking pockets or carry a purse like a normal fucking person
  2. Everyone in my house expecting dinner to always be decided and made by me. Why do I always have to decide what everyone eats and cook it?? Like today I’m the only person who hasn’t been home all day but the first thing I was asked upon my arrival home was “ what’s for dinner?” . Why can’t someone make me dinner for a change?? And whatever I make someone will complain about it but nobody ever wants to suggest anything. Sometimes I think the only reason I exist is to feed and clean up after others
  3. Me telling my partner about a really awesome find for a possible assistant manager I hired today and he responded with “ better hope he doesn’t steal your job”. Like who the fuck does that
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When I get way more sleep I feel more tired. What even is that.

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How about when people stick paper work…or whatever…in their mouths while they use their hands to fumble with something else…then hand you the paperwork?

Yeah…thanks for the saliva, dude.

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Seriously!! Like dude just put something down for a second !! Or here let me hold something for you lol

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Looks like Mr. Clean! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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My inherently bad teeth. I brush, floss and waterpik RELIGIOUSLY yet can never get a clean bill of health after a dental exam.

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People picking one’s nose in online meetings with camara on or doing other casual stuff with their face, light wiping their hands through their face like crazy. Looking like a animal washing their face.
Or - eating. I feel this is a bit primal.

Oh. Maybe I am just jealous and want to be a bit more casual. But as an intj I am not.

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The thing I hate is people eating over the phone when they’ve talking to you…chomping and munching right in your ear, talking with their mouths full, etc.

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The red-tailed hawk that just dive bombed me 6 or 7 times while I went to check the mail!

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Those alcohol slushie machines in the grocery store. Wtf? I recently started shopping at a different store and ran right into this demon at the end of the produce aisle. I gave it a nice, long look ( there were three flavors!) had a little chuckle about how shopping trips would have been drastically different if those were around when i was still drinking and went on my way. Today, im running a fever, have a sore throat, congestion, headache, etc. Im deadass tired and want to grab some cold meds before heading home. I totally forgot and run right into it again. I actually stood and stared (3 flavors!!) And thought how good it would feel on my sore throat. I finally tore myself away, bought cold meds and got myself safely home. Might have to go back to my old store - crappier produce but no demonic three- flavor alcohol slushie machine

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TITTIES ARE NOT POCKETS!!

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The pharmacy sending my prescription refill request to the wrong doctor who rejected it twice without any notifications to me. Was wondering why it was taking so long and finally called to sort it out, but now im going to miss doses which is not ideal. Like the doc they sent it to works at a different fucking hospital!! Why would you send it to him instead of the doc thats been filling it for A YEAR?!

Im just bitching to bitch but felt like I needed to vent it before it becomes a resentment. I could see my addict self saying “youre in pain because of that fucking pharmacy. You HAVE to drink to feel better and its not your fault its the whole medical system they are all against you blah blah.” And I dont want to go down that road so thanks for the thread

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Crazy pop-up thunderstorms can FRO!! Went inside for 20 minutes after pretty much being outside all day and had some plants that recently sprouted inside pots and was letting them get some sun where there is the most sun and of course I was distracted with some reading and then I come back outside and it’s crazy downpour and the plants are flattened and dead looking! I’ve been paying attention to the radar and weather all day but I’m learning that the radar in Florida doesn’t matter. After 20 years you think I would realize that the radar does not matter! Oh well. The storm didn’t get all of them! And I have like 300 seeds of all kinds of different plants So I’m just going to keep a steady rotation of seedlings Ready to transplant. Especially since I am a beginner probably way more are going to die and not make it then the ones that will

Plus my walkway to the front floods extremely easily!

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Gotta be a Walgreens cashier! Walgreens cashiers definitely put up with some shit. I don’t know if that place is in other places besides Florida but pretty much Walgreens is like a extremely small mini Walmart and it’s an absolute last resort because everything is extremely over priced and every time you go in there getting through check out is like a expedition. Literally walking through Walgreens will make you change your life goals and motivate you to do better

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Sorry you’re still dealing with that terrible flu! Hope it gets better for you soon.

Thanks! Im still really struggling. I feel like i should go to work today and see some clients even though i feel awful. I have family coming in from out of state Friday to stay for a week. I have a fundraising event to get ready for Saturday, a family event Sunday and a fishing trip booked for Monday. Right now, this sickness can FRO!

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I started replying to your ‘feels like’ rant, but didn’t really have the time. I’ll make time now to say the whole damn weather prediction conglomerate can FRO! :enraged_face: Is it just me, or does it seem like they’ve gotten alot worse at their job?! Wouldn’t you think with all the advancements in technology it’d be spot on by now?! Or maybe that’s just it. Do meteorologists even still exist? :thinking: Are they doing any work?! :face_with_raised_eyebrow: All I know is, I’ve stood in a thunderstorm while the real time radar shows completely clear skies :face_with_steam_from_nose: Bunk!

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That im going home for just a weekend and coming back to a wasteland of a state and job i cant get off that ill be stuck at for the final 3 weeks and ive bèen on the same project for 5 months!

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Im one of our companies lucky ones to be Atlanta 3 weeks at a time :cry:

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