Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Sorting and defining people by their usefulness for economy.

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Sugar cravings even with a full stomach

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Dogfarts :nauseated_face:
Jesus, what the fuck did this dog eat? Such gas attack does NOT come from what I feed him :face_with_spiral_eyes:
maybe he caught a mole for lunch, he digged like a berserk for half an hour and is totally knackered now :see_no_evil_monkey:

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Auto correct. It been a long time battle and I’m still not winning.

It changes words into things that don’t make sense and let’s common errors cause by big fingers/tiny keys fly. It can FRO

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Being kicked out of the lounge despite interacting on a regular basis yet past mods who don’t interact for years or login still get regular status

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Agreed. It’s almost like someone putting words in your mouth.

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The endlessness of chronic pain can get thrown out the window.

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Phony ass individuals.

People who portray themselves a certain way to you. But then they shit talk you (or your interests/likes) under the table.

I low key prefer a person who is blantantly and unapologetically mean because at least you know what you are getting with them. You take them at face value.

A phony is a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

I hope one day that they heal that nasty spirit of theirs.

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Waking up 1 hour before the alarm can get thrown out the window

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Amen to that. I encountered today in the Threads one angry and arrogant vegan who didn’t even want to listen to my opinions. She just kept shouting and insulting us meat-eaters while pretending to be permissive and loving person.

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Eating crow.

Sticking my foot in my mouth.

Neither of which are tasting very good right now!

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I’m sorry that happened to you. :pensive_face:

I understand that people don’t have to like you, like the things you do, or do things the way you do. That’s fine. Just leave people be though.

It’s the behind the back part that bothered me. When one claimed to have ā€œno opinionā€ on things but clearly did behind your back and clearly tolerated me and my friendship.

Again, you don’t have to like me. Leave me alone then because I don’t even be bothering anybody. :joy: I mind my business and hang out with my dog and bunnies, lol.

I’m just mad at myself for not listening to my intuition early on. And I needed to vent, I guess, and this thread was appropriate for that. :joy:

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Thank you, you made me smile. :folded_hands::blush:

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People running away with dumbbells and not bringing them back :face_with_symbols_on_mouth::enraged_face::skull:

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Oh my gosh, nightmares can sooooo fuck right off :roll_eyes::woman_zombie:
Imaging having a lot of lovely pets at your farm and they all eat dead bodies. Useful when you killed someone, but gross. Especialy the flesh munching guinea pigs were horrible. And then my trying to wake up brain started to comment on it: That’s the curse of vegan zombies. :exploding_head::face_with_spiral_eyes::face_without_mouth:
To be honest, I’m already done for today and it’s only 7 a.m. :grimacing:

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Crippling lower back pain can FRO

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The night time cough I’ve developed. I’m not sick, but start coughing uncontrollably every evening by 8 p.m. and it goes on for hours. During the day, I’m fine, no coughing. I haven’t slept properly in about a week. No one in the house is sleeping because I’m hacking all night long, except the deaf cat - it doesn’t bother her.

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Menty B’s can get out the window. Especially spicy ones.

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