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Does the night puffer have a blow gun and dart, @ChicagoT needs one…

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Yes, this was a brilliant idea from James @ifs. Blow gun flu shots! Business idea? :thinking: What on earth could go wrong? :joy:

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It might not be absorbed as effectively in the eye, true. But if at first you don’t succeed…?

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True story: when I was in HS, we used to make darts out of shoelace tips and sewing needles to shoot out of drinking straws. So one day while cutting school, we happened be be at a friends house waiting for him so we could go hang in the woods and smoke weed. Lots and lots of it at that time. Anyway about 3 of us loaded about 4 darts each in our straws and waited till he came into his kitchen where we were. Well we apparently had gotten him out of bed because he appeared with his shirt in his hand. As soon as we saw him we all loosed our darts and as if by magic 12 shoelace and sewing needle darts appeared on his torso with the funniest scream of, “what the fuck is wrong with yous” I’ve ever heard on my life as he stood there looking down at the darts then to our hysterically laughing faces. Ahhh yeah, I remember it like it was yesterday. Then we went to the woods to get high…
…The End.

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:rofl: hahahahaha :rofl:
poor fellow…that sounds like something I would have been on the receiving end of back then :joy:

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Not yet, Will be learning to deal with them in my nurse studies when I get back. And I just hate needles :sob:

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Boys will be boys :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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(watching election results)

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How long until the results

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They have partial results already, and more results will come in gradually over the next few hours as the polls get counted. Because of the time zones, we’ll know results in the east a while before the west.

Edit: I’m going to be staying up late, aren’t I? I can’t peel my eyes away! :unamused::sleepy::sleeping:

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Fingers crossed for good one :crossed_fingers:

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Hahaha when a TV conversation is just #tooreal

“Do you have a life… you know… human interactions?”
“There’s a dog park I go to on the weekends.”
“Oh, you have a dog?”
“No.”

I could have had that exact conversation! :flushed: :rofl:

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You should go there :slight_smile:

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I do go there! Not quite every weekend, but that’s part of what was funny about the conversation!

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Out of plasters :unamused:

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Yeah !!! 21 days and counting,
This app helped a lot @Mno @Fargesia_murielae @Eke @crystalclear and many many others out here !!!

:heart::heart::heart: and thanx ya’ll

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Sounds great! Happy for you :muscle:

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Helmi:“mom give me five more minutes…”

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Hey, you’re the one doing the hard part. Well done on three weeks.

Now let’s keep kicking this thing’s ass, yo! :facepunch: :+1: :pray:

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Anxiety of my alcoholic head today this too shall pass :+1:

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