It’s Ms Squid 
I’m still wondering if it was a dream, or if he left before I came downstairs in the morning 
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Girl you making me laugh! Thank you for that. I’ll go with he had to get moving early. Thanked you for your hospitality 
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He should have fed the cat on the way out 
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What day is it today?
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I wouldn’t make Chris Martin sleep on my sofa that’s Just rude…… I’d take the sofa
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Lol…
Not sure Gwyneth would be happy about that 
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Thats so funny ms squid
What are dreams anyway? I guess i saw somewhere things come into reality from complete nothingness and peace
Does the number 0 exist lolol
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Id sleep on the floor lolol
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I need coffee…
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I completely forgot about this thread, it’s fun 
My first thought today was: Fuck if it’s 4 a.m. I get up, nightmares can fuck off 
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What time is it? 5am! Why, I’m awake so early. Oh well, coffee time🤣
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I forgot about it too. Thanks for reviving @erntedank.
My first thought today was… What day is it? Oh yeah, it’s Sunday. Why the hell am I up at 4am then? Stupid body clock.
Hey @Chiron! Haven’t seen you around lately. Hope all is well in your corner of the world. 
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I awoke to the sound of shuffling noise and my first thought of the day was …
“Thank goodness I don’t have to take out the recycling in this cold”… So grateful my brother took care of it for me 
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I am missing my dog. I slept with her sweater just so I could smell her…
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Oh I’m sorry for your loss. Big hugs your way 
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Thank you JazzyS…
My home is not the same without a dog. Hoping to find a new one soon.
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When I move to get up out of bed, which body part is going to hurt me first?
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‘Why is it so hot in here?!’ bc it’s normally freezing in the morning, especially when it’s 15° outside! The answer was…my fat cat 
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I was awake all night, how can it be I’m awakened by my alarm?
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“That is one noisy cat”
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