GAME: Lie to me

Lies!!! Right?

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You are correct, Dan! Gold star for you. I was around 12 and saw Whitney Houston :slight_smile:

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Which means Steven Tyler once indeed called me an MF’er. I was buying beer at a Safeway in Hawaii and asked sober Mr Tyler, who was shopping, for a selfie. When the selfie backfired and I asked for another, he rolled his eyes and said “man motherfucker!” But he was kind enough to oblige.

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Another great story.
Steven Tolerant Tyler

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#3. Ozzy was your 2nd concert.

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I used to cut steaks for Steven Tyler, and once for Rick Ocasek. I was a meat cutter at a specialty meat shop while in High School.

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OoOoOoOoOo this is fun, I’ve done this on a past job, 1st day with a group of new hires to break the ice

  1. I am a Semi-Professional Paintball player.

  2. I can say the alphabet backwards

  3. I am a scratch golfer

Good luck :slight_smile:

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  1. I joined the Marines because the Navy recruiter was out of the office when I came in.

  2. To get back at a woman who cheated on me, I crapped in her bed, wiped my ass with her pillow, left, and never spoke to her again.

  3. When I was 12, I bombed passing cars with live fish.

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#3. Your golf game isn’t that good.

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Im going with this. Lie. While cheating is unforgivable, the retaliation seems out of character for you. But perhaps you were more vengeful in your previous life!

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Ha, that’s awesome. Great musicians right there…I used to wrap meat for cutters at the Kroger in Bowling Green OH while in college. Actually have never seen Ozzy in concert :slight_smile: But a guy named Jeffrey Osbourn opened up for Whitney and that’s where I came up with the lie! I was living in McLean VA at the time, your neck of the woods. Went to junior high and freshman year of HS there…

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Its not, I’m a 12 handicap haha

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  1. I can say the alphabet backwards

I gotta go with this one…I get stuck after Z :joy:

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You never shit on some’s pillow.

  1. I have had sex with a woman.

  2. I met an African king, we played checkers together and I won.

  3. Edit (because I always go too dark in these games although it was true), I’ll give another truth. I pissed myself at a nightclub, sober, because I was having too much fun, and it was post giving birth, so I had less control over bladder.

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You would be incorrect. Sorry to disappoint. I was 20, fell hard for a beautiful master manipulator. Caught her not once, but twice. The second time, I played along with the tears, the sorrys, and the makeup sex. And when she was sound asleep, I left my goodbye note, and moved on.

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Well, it was deserved on her part, but color me surprised!

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You can semi pro in that?

Yes, I have. See below.

My guess for you is #1.

#1 is the truest of them all. :wink:

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I’m gonna go with 3, because in my mind that’s something people deserve to die over…