That made me 
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This is reminding me of something I read the other day, a guy in the US has a yeast infection in his stomach so when he ingested carbs ( I think it was carbs) it brewed alcohol in his stomach. The cause was established after he got tested for driving under the influence. 
Oh it’s also funny af 
I love when this one goes back to the top!
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What’s funny too is I have this bookmarked. I don’t bookmark stuff and I don’t remember bookmarking this. It must have just been that epic that I had too 
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I still chuckle when I read it.
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I just needed to chuckle, from the first time I was on here. Sometimes we alcoholics in early sobriety, overthink how to simply say, “no thank you”
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It’s still one of my favorite stories! 
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This pops into my head randomly, thanks for the grins
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This is one of my 5 bookmarks
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This is hysterical.
I didn’t realize it was your story Scott.
Thanks for bumping it up for the newer crowd.
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I shared it with Ms. 
a couple days ago, and decided to try to find it.
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I was just thinking about this a couple days ago. Golden 
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I burst out laughing just before the plane took off!
THANK YOU!!!
This is the best story ever in the history of excuses on “why aren’t you drinking?”
I don’t think I’ll try to repeat your feat it in my current predicament, but I may start laughing like a maniac when my boss insists on me having a drink 
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Glad you enjoyed it. Sometimes in early sobriety we overthink the possibility of simply saying no thank you to a drink.
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