Make Me Laugh. Tell me a joke

What is a mexican weather report like? Chili in the morning, extremely hot throughout the day, and chili again at night.

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​I used to play instruments by ear, but now I use my hands.

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do funny quotes or saying work?

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. -Alan Dundes

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. -Ann Landers

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Just cleaning up my phone for more storage space and found these funny Chuck Norris photos, thought I’d share them here before deleting them:

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