…sooo, it’s an eternal lie?! 
Is… that cheesecake?
Oh dear…
A good cheesecake is a pie, bc pie is better. A shitty cheesecake is a cake bc cake is trash
I said good day, sir!
Don’t tell me you are on the cake side?
Mathematically, cheesecake = cake < pie.
Seriously Hilarious!!!
Lol normal alcoholics. I spit my water out laughing so hard:joy:
Cake is nasty! I’m all about pie!!
It has a crust like a pie. Name a cake with a crust. If you can, it’s probably a pie.
Called that because its filled with cake. No actual crust below it. Doesn’t count. Technically doesnt even count as a real cake either since it doesnt fit the definition of cake. An outlier.
I used math, Rob. MATH!
qed.
…I have successfully lived up to the title of this post haha! My work here is done! 
You must be using Common Core then. 
So many people trying to make cake more like pie… smh. It just won’t ever live up.
Cheesecake started without crust. It was added in a vain attempt to make it as delicious as pie.
Incorrect. It was added because they realized that it was lacking something delicious, thus pie.