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Mine do this on the couch. Half the sectional isnt against a wall, and they figured out that they can jump and clear the back of it and end up on the sitting part of the couch.
So I’ll be lying there and out of nowhere one of them will fly over the back and land on me. Like some 4-legged superman. I’ve developed very quick reflexes when it comes to covering “sensitive areas” when one of these attacks take place.
Really makes watching tv an adventure
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@anon19498634. Wondering if you have a lot of people that refuse the wheelchair when leaving the hospital? Do you have to taze them or something to make them take it?
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I carry my patients out in car seats 
If I pull them it’s in a wagon.
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I laughed hard as hell at that one!!
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Ok, this one got in my head.
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Mine would smell like oreos at this point 
is there a cookie as perfectly put together as a regular oreo? I dunno, but I will continue my quest to find it
I dunno… i can tear me some snickerdoodles up in one sitting lol… A soft melt in your mouth kinda cookie …thats what i like 
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@Donnie_Spiering while I do love me a soft melty cookie, it is still trumped by the oroes milk dunkability
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