Now there’s something to look into!
Everyone could use a bit of Bob Ross in their lives. I gather no joy from painting, rather I garner it from watching Bob paint, and listening him talk about happy trees, happy seagulls, and happy happy clouds.
Seriously. I usually watch military documentaries. When my wife walks in front of the TV, it’s usually an scene of a Russian T-34 crashing through a building or a Geman 88 firing on a Russian tank. So the other day she’s walking through while I have Bob Ross on. She stops looks at the TV, looks at me, and asks? Why are you watching this?
I say, “I am pondering the duality of man”.
She rolls her eyes and continues on her way.
Not funny 
Really? I think it’s hilarious. Best place is in a portapotty at a festival. Hang around and hear the screaming.
Ffs- I love being the stereotypical male 
I would scream the loudest
I prefer the term “mischievous”.
