I didn’t know that plasma could exist on Earth in a steady state until I had tried one😤
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I know, right? I can’t believe that lady sued McDonald’s cuz the coffee was too hot. What a wimp!
An entire generation has permanent speech impediment from the apple pie! 
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Plmmm ppr bllrrrr aaatemm plrrrrr.
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The jesus one hit home for me. Sometimes sobriety feels like that.
A metaphorical crucifixion.
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it really is the little things in sobriety, i swear
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