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I don’t snack. The slice of cheese is dinner, and the grape is dessert. Duh! 
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Thank you! I’m going to tattoo this on my forehead so mfs stop asking me “What’s wrong?” 
My physics professor once asked if I knew the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
“I’m not sure”, I told him.
(Edit: just realized I mispeld “Principle”. Not so clever as I thought. 
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I’m getting one of these for my ex wife next week. It will be a nice surprise. Ha ha 
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Or you can print a t-shirt and wear it to office.
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