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I’m absolutely fan of bread!!! Especially bread with cheese… Oh my Universe, this is fucking angelic!!! 
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This reminded me of one situation.
It happened at 2021. I was in airport with my mother, we were going to Russia. And I by accident packed with myself my (favourite!) scissors. So when airport security saw I have scissors, they called me to unpack all my things. I was so scared because I already thought I have something what I can’t bring with myself… Then I showed to them scissors and I thought it’s the end and now I need to say goodbye to my scissors.
But they just shrugged and told they’re fine because they’re not that big, so I can bring them with myself.
Now it’s for me a funny story.
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I’m definitely going to add “uptight twatsickle” to my vocabulary. 
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