I’ve got soul, but I’m not a soldier.
I’ve got ham, but I’m not a hamster.
I’ve got art, but I’m not a jam tart.
Courtesty of the web. And a band.
Haha! I go to planet fitness, they also have bagel Tuesday’s once a month…and tootsie rolls at the front desk at all times.
Sounds sort of counterproductive. I’d be the guy on the stationary bike with a bagel in one hand and tootsie roll on my face…lol!
Hahaha LOVE this thread!
Yellow Starbursts are the WORST! I was so delighted when they came out with the “favourite reds” at Halloween. Seriously? I can open all of these and there will be reds and pinks EVERYTIME???
Today I had an employee at the grocery store tell me to repeat my deli order “because you said it so fastly.” Fastly…
When communicating with those with a limited command of spoken English, it’s best to apply more slownessocity, and less fastlessness.
I’m a creator of non-existent english words also. When writing I have time to look words up but when I have to speak with somebody this always turns out funny
Tons of insightfulnesses right there. Preach.
AWESOME! LOL… It’s so true how laughter is the best medicine.