Off probation!


#21

Well yeah… lol. Never a bad time for bacon!


#22

Can’t argue that my friend. Although @Yoda-Stevie 's recipe for liquid bacon is going too far.


#23

When it comes to bacon, there is no such thing as “too far”.


#24

I prefer my bacon crispy and dripping with grease


#25

I smoke it on the grill sometimes. The thick-cut, sugar-cured stuff. Cook it low and slow.


#26

I do not have that kind of patience lol. Fry it in a pan, quick and dirty. Put it into my mouth steaming.


#27

I cook it Pounds (with an S) at a time, so it’s worth the wait.


#28

I eat it pounds with an S at a time hahahahaha


#29

Congratulations!!! I’m so happy for you.

Celebrate good times come on :musical_note: :notes:


#30

Congratulations girl, that’s awesome news! :muscle::heart:


#31

I carry a machete…


#32

Congrats!! That’s such great news!


#33

Illegal to carry outside of an agricultural setting, here in the Old Dominion. MS-13 has a habit of using them to hack up victims.


#34

Ouch. I could actually start carrying concealed again since I’m sober… from what I hear guns and drugs dont mix well… :crazy_face:


#35

They do not. Really, there’s nothing that “mixes well” with drinking and drugs, that also requires a high degree of responsibility and accountability.


#36

These things include:
Cooking;
Painting;
Parenting;
Bike riding;
And;
Use of a chainsaw for any purpose.


#37

I would also add getting a bottle cap out of the garbage disposal, and bathing a cat, which is kinda the same thing, results wise.


#38

Talking with the authorities did not mix well with booze


#39

Congratulations…


#40

awesome news, Congrats! :pray::+1::clap: