what the hell is that mushroom in a coloured donut thingy 
Oddly I find myself wanting to know what’s in the box… 
I get that, it’s a weird shape, flat but tall as my doorknob. And no, I’m not allowed to give a description.
Lol I work with those boxes allllll day long- customer returns
Not a return, I’m keeping it 
but God Bless if you work at Amazon, it’s not an easy job!
So can you guess what it is??
I know exactly what it is.
The box is propped up next to door (opening inward) where there is tile floor, what room has tile floors? Bathrooms.
You also have a little pupper and kitty, both are notorious for loving baths, everytime the bath or shower is on, they come running and try to get in. Years of doing this, they have no doubt ruined the shower curtain.
There is a shower curtain and rod in that box.
Probably ordered from Kurt and Rod’s Curtain rods on Amazon.
I’m right! Right?!?
Lol, love the story, but no. Wrong room, wrong scenario. But I have to say, there was a word that was correct!
I have to add, I’m impressed 
I’m guessing it was a “warehouse deal” item from the looks of the box and Amazon tape is added when factory seals give out or somebody else opened it and decided they didn’t want it. For size context it’s hard to guess what it is but I’ll say a bench press bench or a shelf of some sort?
It’s a ships/sold by Amazon, not a deal or return. It’s a part for something. The closest Amazon fulfillment center by me is terrible at packing. Rarely has packing materials when needed and inside a box way too big. Sucks when they ship a phone like that, but I order socks, and it’s full of packing bubbles. This box actually did have packing paper, not really needed.