Something tells me that is significant and thereās a story behind it.
Iām so glad someone asked? 
Pretty fucking big story behind it.
Itās a piece of the Berlin Wall.
Be kind to every customer. One of my regulars at the bar came back from Europe and offered me a piece.
Thatās exactly what I thought it was!! Really, thereās no other reason to hold on to a chunk of concrete.
Thats pretty fucking cool!
Ben had to get himself a brand new carhartt jacket because I may have stolen his grey one that he got last year for Christmas 
So this year he asked for a camo one knowing I wonāt wear it.
I guess thatās two itemsā¦
I would actually like an explanation, or maybe I donāt want to know 
you got some weird shit in your house, is that a painted butter nut squash.
Itās a paintball marker squeegee. 
That is a Hawaiian gourd, called an ipu heke.
My wife is Hawaiian so we have a lot of that sort of stuff around.
Iām absolutely none the wiser on both counts so help me gourd 
Iām derailing this thread to tell a gourd story. My little guy was learning our national anthem for school concert and a line is āGod keep our land glorious and freeā and he was singing to me āGourd keep our landā 
Unless he was honouring Gord Downie from Tragically Hip
You can play it if we house swap
