Since I’ve gotten no takers on the riddle I’ll just give the answer.
It’s “bookkeeper”.
2-O’s
2-K’s
2-E’s
All consecutive.
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try another one —
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
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I love this kind! I have no idea, though!
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Lol - i like these type of riddles too…well i will wait to see how the guesses go before providing a hint.
Ooooh, is it a coffin or casket?
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YES!!! You got the answer- well done. 
Your turn
I hope puns are acceptable.
What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?
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Puns are welcome…
Not sure if this is what you are looking for…
Unlawful isnts against the law but is frowned upon and not accepted by society whereas illegal is against the law and punishable
You’re half right! You’ve missed the pun, though.
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Lol- figured as much…my mind is mush this morning so hopefully someone else will take a crack at it
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One is against the law and the other is a sick bird?
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Finally! I love word play, as hokey as that one is.
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Omg. Not gonna lie, I’m a little ashamed of myself for getting that one. 
Let’s see…
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Ok, Dan. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Squawksh, perhaps?
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a carrot??
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Lol, Lisa for the win! Your go.
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Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
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Ooh, this one is a classic!
TON
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