Because the pasta was naked?
Not quite but on right track
Did it see the salad dressing?
Yes indeed!!
Who’s bigger Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
Mr. Bigger’s baby is just a little Bigger.
How do demons stay in shape?
They go to the gym every day?
One could say the gym is their favorite haunt?
Close, you’re pretty warm!
That’s a more clever answer than the one I have, so…. Take it away!
(Because they exorcise, was mine)
Lets try a classic.
What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
Yep. You’re next!
Probably an easy one but…
As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks and every sack had seven cats.
How many were going to St Ives?
Only I was going to St Ives?
Correct.
When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you.
What am I?
My shadow?
Oooh that’s good but not the answer I was looking for
The sky? …