Sober Leg Selfies


#1119

New hammock arrived. Gotta love Prime Day.


#1120

PEOPLE ARE WEIRD.

It makes me sad, but probably other people very relieved, this app doesn’t like it when I write in all caps.


#1121

Those are all pretty, too!

Today I’m wearing a shirt that I refer to as my golden girls couch shirt. :wink:


#1122

Day 3 of a 96 hour shift leg selfie.


#1123

Here’s the Amazon dress of the day!


#1124

There were no legs here! Derailment!

Just funning with you. Your dress is beautiful.


#1125

Post-sushi sober legs. I reached my two hour socialization max at about 1h 45m.


#1126

Gams for leg tax :kissing_heart:
Don’t mind the evidence of the destruction of a dog toy in the background…


#1127

Nice job staying on topic, ladies. Because someone needs to show their legs because mine are too fuzzy. It’s weird. It’s ok to shower in someone else’s house, but sit down and shave your legs? That’s a hard no and I am not sure why. Their shower isn’t gross and I have been a house guest so long that there is nothing wrong with scrubbing their tub. Still. It’s weird. So I have a full grown pelt now. And for whatever reason I was fine showing my piggies all swollen, but not fuzzy. Why? Who knows where I take my rule making cues.


#1128


#1129

Seriously, the rules we develop for ourselves are totally odd.


#1130

Haha, you were post number 1111. I used to toke at 11:11 because I had decided that was my personal 4:20. Because having 4:20 Is not enough. I was too dedicated to being a pothead for only 2 daily smoke out times and one national holiday.


#1131

I’m on holidays in the south of Greece. Beautiful and serene place, it appears that change of scenery can be incredibly therapeutic. I wish I knew that earlier!
Hope you get some time off in an equally lovely place!


#1132


My zensational place to be🌊


#1133

Hanging out with the boys before work :heart:


#1134


#1135

The beard has fallen once lol.


#1136

Beards don’t fall, they grace the Earth with their presence.


#1137

It graced the Earth hard with it’s ass. Then it’s elbow. Then it’s head lol. I got a headache and hurts like hell to sit but it was so worth it. All 3 of my kids I was skating with biffed in a row and I tried to stop and help them, I ended completing the family fall fest.


#1138

That was your body protecting the majesty of the beard.