Sober selfies

My family spawned from New Mexico and Oklahoma/Texas. Now instead of a southern and Cali drawl I have a yinzer Pittsburgh meets southern accent. Haha, it’s a disaster!

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Ya I’ve been there many times lol we have a shop in Conroe just outside Houston

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We have 90 day spells of 110+ lol. So it’s a trade off, like most places.

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Its technically fall isnt it still …lol

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Technically yes LOL


Hit it with a hammer on day -3. Truth be told I was not quite sober at work. It’s growing but still black at the root. Day 32 now it will take ages to grow out. Good physical reminder of dumb me. Lol

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Ya I’ve done that a few times … and prob not sober either :grimacing:

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Whyyyyyy is it nearly 90 in October :sob::sob:

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hi my name is Jody I gave up cocaine and whiskey but now I’m on the oatmeal cookies . I bought 12 this morning and have eaten 11 :frowning:️ I even tryed to snort the last one and now the raisins are stuck in my nose … I need help :rofl:

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You’re gonna get crumbs in your dirt pile, silly

No I left that for the dumbass that fucked it up

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Standing around. The

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Where you at?

Whit hard hat !! Here that means you are in charge !!! Yes ma’am🤣

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Here that means, “you better fucking have a hard hat on or get the fuck off the site.”

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Lol! 300 days of sun a year my friend.

Just like the British don’t leave the house without an umbrella, Phoenicians dont leave the house without shades

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Wait… did you mean white or with?

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:frowning: fail. Again. Lol!!

Here, let me try again with a new joke now that I have read your sentence correctly:

Ahem…

Here it means “go hold the ground down with your feet”.

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