Sometimes I just want to break things


#1

Continuing the discussion from The accomplishment/proud/bragging thread:

So yeah, sometimes I’m just so filled with frustration and anger, I wish I had a bat and a car to smash. When I was a kid I vented my frustration on the ridiculously overgrown Kochia Weeds in our 6 acres of pastureland, chopping them down one at a time with a machete.

Maybe I should have seen a therapist…


#2

I will show you to my coworkers car.


#3

I’d like to tag along.
Breaking a car window with a punch always looked bad ass in the movies.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:


#4

So much harder than it looks. Trust me.


#5

I imagine dead sober it would hurt like a motherfink


#6

This dude is in for it. My high school organized an event where you could pay a dollar for a couple whacks at a beater old car. It was so thoroughly destroyed at the end that it didn’t look much like a car. Cost the school a few hundred dollars to do. Buying the car and paying for the disposal and clean up.


#7

Wasn’t there a scene like that in “remember the Titans”


#8

Saw a video of a police officer grabbing some drunk aholes window and shattering it by pulling. That was pretty awesome.


#9

Probably where my unoriginal high school got it from…


#10

Wouldn’t know about sober, but I’m damn sure it hurt when I was drinking.


#11

Next time look around people BUY scrap n junk cars and they would have paid u a hundred bux to get rid of it. They used to have a driving range here with cars through-out the lawn. It was fun i miss it!


#12

That sounds like a blast. We do have a punching bag in our garage. Needs to be mounted. That would be a good healthy anger vent.


#13

We actually had a day in highschool where you could pay money to smash up a junker car with a bat. Great idea. Some cities have smash rooms with a similar idea behind them.


#14

Our highschool did the car smash up for homecoming. We took the door off that old hoopty with sledge hammers. A lot harder than it looks lol but a hell of a lot of fun


#15

Yeah, I know. That’s what I’m talking about. Wish I was able to just smash stuff sometimes. It’s really satisfying to smash out windows and break glass. I dont do it though…


#16

And Limp Bizkit is playing in my head… “Break you fucking face tonight!”


#17

You know you kinda sound like the Hulk, right?


#18

Yeah, except I dont get strong, just skinny and white.


#19

You probably just made Fred durst’s day


#20

Definitely Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water inspired.