The Real Derek of Syracuse


#1227

Yeah I probably should have…


#1228

Hahahaha! This is almost as good as when we were doing evil apples then other day and I decided to be consistent with a card and scream “releasing the virus” when I orgasm.


#1229

Sara Borges is the profile name.


#1230

Mercy. I want to sex. I shouldn’t tease whores who are clearly practicing English as a second language.


#1231

I mean, it is a future plan. A reread makes it seem like I have been already able to do this.


#1232

She was from Ohio. Do they speak English there lol


#1233

Nope. Snatchdoodle


#1234

Shame she wasnt from ida-ho


#1235

To me, there is no shame in the hustle but this individual doesn’t seem very good at the hustle…


#1236

It takes a lot more skill than that to hustle a heroin addict. We wrote the goddamn hustling manuel


#1237

She is obviously not a native English speaker.


#1238

Yeah I’m thinking India by the pictures​ and other friends


#1239

I’d probably look at Indian t+a if she was throwing I’m around freebies. They are beautiful people.


#1240

Her profile picture was a cute blonde. I’m guessing they hijacked her account.

I do look brown girls though. Closest I ever came was a Japanese girl. She was a gymnast for Kent State. I won’t give her name bc she’s easy to find on Google, but she was easily the best looking girl I’ve ever been with


#1241

I had this awesome “foreign” summer where I dated both a giy from Egypt and a guy from El Salvador. They were both hot and both very bad choices. :blush: Good times while fucking up.


#1242

Yup…that’s a dude bruh :laughing:


#1243

Found him!


#1244

More hot pockets!


#1245

#1246

The catfisher is back. She just sent me a text message. How the fuck did they get my number?