The Real Derek of Syracuse


#1247


#1248

She’s coming for you. It’s like reverse catfish.

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#1249

Well she’s doing it wrong bc she’s sending me pictures of her (or someone) barely dressed


#1250

Is it someone you know taking the piss?


#1251

I have no idea. I don’t recognize the rack lol


#1252

Ohhhhh wait til kay gets ahold of your phone! The drama llama might make a guest apperance…


#1253

Lol I already sent Kay the pictures


#1254

She enjoy them? You ask if she can join in? Tell her you met her at SA lol


#1255

She would probably be down for that, but I’m well aware that threesomes with a girlfriend are bad fuckin news


#1256

Yeah they always say its ok til it happens… 3 somes tend to be overrated…


#1257

I’ve had good and bad


#1258

:roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes:. Lordy.


#1259

My life is nothing if not interesting lol


#1260

Threesomes rarely end well. Or at least in ny experience. Although to be fair, I didn’t know I was having the first one.


#1261

Picts incoming from Derek’s sextscapade… Hold please for transmission…


#1262

This post is dedicated to the one and only, @DowntroddenGoat.

Kay is looking at apartments and will be moving back to the Syracuse area this fall. We are going to have separate places, but it will be nice to have her nearby.


#1263

Oh man do I have an update for the morning.

Stay tuned as the story is still developing.


#1264

Update: there was boot burning and the police involvement


#1265

I have all the follow up questions but I’m waiting.


#1266

It’s a 12th step call so I’m just a bystander