The Real Derek of Syracuse


#1307

All hail my sober sis MoCatticus of Thebes: Chronicler of the Threads!


#1308

Have you ever stepped off a curb and narrowly avoided being hit by a bus?

I can now say that I have.

So that girl who wanted my seed, then subsequently found her gf using is…

Go ahead and guess. I’ll give you a minute.


#1309

I seriously have SO many guesses right now, and am now in suspense! I hope you spill it before my meeting starts in 28 minutes lol


#1310

Please guess. It’s probably your best answer, and worse case scenario


#1311

First guess, is using also. Then second was crazy off the wall that she was pregnant


#1312

As alcoholics our first thought is always wrong. But not our second…


#1313

Omg!!! No. Way. I feel like a valley girl right now :joy:


#1314

This is straight up my higher power working in my life. Working friggin overtime


#1316

Pregnant! A Serial Killer? Secretly chopping off neighborhood cats tails to make a really excellent cloak?


#1317

She would probably rather have the last two


#1318

Your relative? Arrested for child abuse? I second the serial killer vote!


#1319

Good options! What if she’s secretly Al Qaida?


#1320

Already engaged to a serial killer(my brother’s ex did that)?


#1321

… bound and determined to get your seed when you least expect it!


#1322

Just went with her to get another pregnancy test. I hope it’s a boy so she can name it Derek


#1323

Sooo…silly question but who’s the dad if she is??


#1324

Some dude from Albany.


#1325

Poor thing Albany men are the worst.


#1326

“This one is particularly long. I think I started it back in April sometime. It really picked up the first weekend in May.

@MoCatt I think your services are called for lol”

OMG. I shall have to index this and add footnotes. @L3AH - please feel no shame in being unable to untangle the many complicated threads of our beloved @Englishd. Half measures availed us nothing. It is a full time job. I will soon update the Cliff Notes.


#1327

Hurray, she’s arrived!