The Real Red Derek Diaries of Syracuse



She’s coming for you. It’s like reverse catfish.



Well she’s doing it wrong bc she’s sending me pictures of her (or someone) barely dressed


Is it someone you know taking the piss?


I have no idea. I don’t recognize the rack lol


Ohhhhh wait til kay gets ahold of your phone! The drama llama might make a guest apperance…


Lol I already sent Kay the pictures


She enjoy them? You ask if she can join in? Tell her you met her at SA lol


She would probably be down for that, but I’m well aware that threesomes with a girlfriend are bad fuckin news


Yeah they always say its ok til it happens… 3 somes tend to be overrated…


I’ve had good and bad


:roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes:. Lordy.


My life is nothing if not interesting lol


Threesomes rarely end well. Or at least in ny experience. Although to be fair, I didn’t know I was having the first one.


Picts incoming from Derek’s sextscapade… Hold please for transmission…


This post is dedicated to the one and only, @DowntroddenGoat.

Kay is looking at apartments and will be moving back to the Syracuse area this fall. We are going to have separate places, but it will be nice to have her nearby.


Oh man do I have an update for the morning.

Stay tuned as the story is still developing.


Update: there was boot burning and the police involvement


I have all the follow up questions but I’m waiting.


It’s a 12th step call so I’m just a bystander