The Real Red Derek Diaries of Syracuse


#1569

Everybody knows the cool kids are always in the back.


#1570

I’m cool with eating hors d’oeuvres in the background. I am also legally able to marry people. But, I’ll leave that to someone who doesn’t care about coconut shrimp.


#1571

You’ve been oddly silent on the new relationship. Did you just give up trying lol


#1572

By making that statement, you acknowledge that you know what my position on the same would be if I were to have one. I also know that if I were to have an opinion, anything I may say would not change the course of human history as we know it. Therefore, voicing any opinion would serve no useful purpose and would waste both time and energy. Accordingly, I have directed my time and energy to more productive endeavors.


#1573

You make it seem like I don’t value your opinion


#1574

Lol, u usually just ignore it anyways, dunno if that’s devaluing it or not, but in this case I can understand y ud tell us all to go take a hike whistles


#1575

Not what I think, and not what I said and if it came across that way – I apologize.

My point was – you know what I would say, if I were to have an opinion, based upon your collective prior experiences with the Goat. If I were to form and give an opinion, Derek is still gonna Derek notwithstanding Goat’s opinion. Given that any opinion formed and stated would only then be for internet points (vanity) then, there is no useful purpose in such an exercise.


#1576

Sometimes it’s just nice to hear it lol. Even though you are absolutely right in this case.


#1577

I’m on my way to get Shay flowers


#1578

You be better off buyin her shoes or gettin her nails did… The flower chivary is dead according to the poll in the lounge…🤷


#1579

I’m old. I’d love flowers. Although so would our cat. Hmmm. allows Chris free pass on this


#1580

Flowers are sweet! I love shoes and spa days as much as any other girl, but flowers are classic.


#1581

Ugh… Dont value his cheap charm for booty tonight … Smh… :joy:


#1582

Thank God! I remember the futility of trying to get you to get flowers the last time. ‘Bout blew up the board with all the flower haters. Well done, you😘.


#1583

We are actually taking a night off lol.


#1584

…did you hurt her?


#1585

TMI Alert

We are both a little sore. She hasn’t been with a guy in a while. Like 19 months. And we’ve been going 2-3 times every night.


#1586

Ok…so Derek made a lesbian eat a sausage again…big deal…I made a vegetarian eat pulled pork yesterday :wink:


#1587

Omg. I just laughed out loud at all of this.


#1588

Omg, I’m so sorry! What happened to you? Did it hurt very bad?