The peace you seek can only be found in the eye of the hurricane within you.
Yeah it was hard on her, but she handles it very well. It’s going to be hard when the daughter grows up though
Kiddos are pretty resilient!
Well it ain’t official until it’s Facebook official. And today we made it Facebook official lol.
Tonight is also my first night babysitting (disclaimer: baby will be sleeping so I won’t do much other than protect her from burglars)
If this is official, you probably shouldn’t call it babysitting anymore. Like, do I babysit my kids? #newb!
Ain’t my kid lol. But I get your point
I just read that your crazy ass gave up bacon for this woman, if that’s the case that IS your kid now, bacon for a kid…i think that’s even on the exchange rate. u better be claiming that little fella as a dependent on ur damn taxes next year!!
Hilarious… I gave you a like and a thumbs up!
Ms. Ella is a girl, but other than that you are pretty much spot on
I read that bs last night and I had to close the app and go to bed b4 i said something that woulda screwed up our friendship. Had to meditate for a bit to even wrap my mind around the concept of giving up bacon for love, it’s such an oxymoron and a complete wash on the happiness scale; bacon ** IS ** love!
Thank God @DowntroddenGoat posted that thing last night so now I know my higher powers name is Munch…it helped being able to say the name while repeating the mantra
“bacon is my friend, I am no Sikh
A couple strips a day keeps my jimmies on fleek”
Then I fell asleep listening to this on repeat
and dreamed about dancing around in a field full of daisies holding hands with a giant strip of bacon
Damn man. Now you made me hungry for some chicken-fried bacon. Since it was in a triangle, it was Munch’s way of telling you that your sobriety needs chicken-fried bacon.
Did you collect these before you got sober bc that’s some high ass shit right there
Is it me or does Derek’s jimmies seem rustled. He clearly needs to meditate.
I can’t believe I’m actually watching this
I’m afraid to vote on this…
Keep watchin, u might have an epiphany dude! whispers softly: is she really worth it? I mean, this is bacon [trailing echo] acon…acon were talkin bout here buddy
Beyond rustled man, there may not be any unrustling that particular pair…it might be best if munch just ran over them with that mower and blessed him with a brand new untainted pair