The Real Red Derek Diaries of Syracuse


#1658

The peace you seek can only be found in the eye of the hurricane within you.


#1659

Yeah it was hard on her, but she handles it very well. It’s going to be hard when the daughter grows up though


#1660

Kiddos are pretty resilient!


#1661

Well it ain’t official until it’s Facebook official. And today we made it Facebook official lol.

Tonight is also my first night babysitting (disclaimer: baby will be sleeping so I won’t do much other than protect her from burglars)


#1662

If this is official, you probably shouldn’t call it babysitting anymore. Like, do I babysit my kids? #newb! :joy::rofl:


#1663

Ain’t my kid lol. But I get your point


#1664

I just read that your crazy ass gave up bacon for this woman, if that’s the case that IS your kid now, bacon for a kid…i think that’s even on the exchange rate. u better be claiming that little fella as a dependent on ur damn taxes next year!!


#1665

Hilarious… I gave you a like and a thumbs up!


#1666

Ms. Ella is a girl, but other than that you are pretty much spot on


#1667

I read that bs last night and I had to close the app and go to bed b4 i said something that woulda screwed up our friendship. Had to meditate for a bit to even wrap my mind around the concept of giving up bacon for love, it’s such an oxymoron and a complete wash on the happiness scale; bacon ** IS ** love! :thinking:

Thank God @DowntroddenGoat posted that thing last night so now I know my higher powers name is Munch…it helped being able to say the name while repeating the mantra
“bacon is my friend, I am no Sikh
A couple strips a day keeps my jimmies on fleek”

Then I fell asleep listening to this on repeat

and dreamed about dancing around in a field full of daisies holding hands with a giant strip of bacon :grinning:


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#1669

Damn man. Now you made me hungry for some chicken-fried bacon. Since it was in a triangle, it was Munch’s way of telling you that your sobriety needs chicken-fried bacon.


#1670

Did you collect these before you got sober bc that’s some high ass shit right there


#1671

@Neighbrofthebeast668

Is it me or does Derek’s jimmies seem rustled. He clearly needs to meditate.


#1672

I can’t believe I’m actually watching this


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#1674

I’m afraid to vote on this…


#1675

Keep watchin, u might have an epiphany dude! whispers softly: is she really worth it? I mean, this is bacon [trailing echo] acon…acon were talkin bout here buddy


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#1677

Beyond rustled man, there may not be any unrustling that particular pair…it might be best if munch just ran over them with that mower and blessed him with a brand new untainted pair :thinking: