The Real Red Derek Diaries of Syracuse


#1651

I know ive been confused here. Shes a pretty gurl with a cute kid but the dads no where to be found. Hes not callin or trying at all to see the kid. Maybe to see her for a hot date n work things out? Hes just mia… She got one sperm donor… She working on another then back to roast beef sandwiches…🤷


#1652

Are referring to my life or is Josh acting like a teenager too lol


#1653

Can I ask a question about Shay’s last relationship? You said the baby is ten months old, didn’t I also see that the relationship was 19 months? Did Shay and her ex decide to co-parent right away using a legit sperm donor or was she pregnant when she met the ex? Or are my timelines off?


#1654

Dad is dead. He ODed. Her last few relationships were with women and they weren’t really co-parenting


#1655

She surely likes her junkies… Maybe i can find out if she can suck the skin off a golfball… I just need a vaca to syracuse… Was she a opiate addict too?


#1656

I’m so sorry to hear about the father of her child.


#1657

Gotta be u man, I’m still on my Buddhist monk game lol


#1658

The peace you seek can only be found in the eye of the hurricane within you.


#1659

Yeah it was hard on her, but she handles it very well. It’s going to be hard when the daughter grows up though


#1660

Kiddos are pretty resilient!


#1661

Well it ain’t official until it’s Facebook official. And today we made it Facebook official lol.

Tonight is also my first night babysitting (disclaimer: baby will be sleeping so I won’t do much other than protect her from burglars)


#1662

If this is official, you probably shouldn’t call it babysitting anymore. Like, do I babysit my kids? #newb! :joy::rofl:


#1663

Ain’t my kid lol. But I get your point


#1664

I just read that your crazy ass gave up bacon for this woman, if that’s the case that IS your kid now, bacon for a kid…i think that’s even on the exchange rate. u better be claiming that little fella as a dependent on ur damn taxes next year!!


#1665

Hilarious… I gave you a like and a thumbs up!


#1666

Ms. Ella is a girl, but other than that you are pretty much spot on


#1667

I read that bs last night and I had to close the app and go to bed b4 i said something that woulda screwed up our friendship. Had to meditate for a bit to even wrap my mind around the concept of giving up bacon for love, it’s such an oxymoron and a complete wash on the happiness scale; bacon ** IS ** love! :thinking:

Thank God @DowntroddenGoat posted that thing last night so now I know my higher powers name is Munch…it helped being able to say the name while repeating the mantra
“bacon is my friend, I am no Sikh
A couple strips a day keeps my jimmies on fleek”

Then I fell asleep listening to this on repeat

and dreamed about dancing around in a field full of daisies holding hands with a giant strip of bacon :grinning:


#1668


#1669

Damn man. Now you made me hungry for some chicken-fried bacon. Since it was in a triangle, it was Munch’s way of telling you that your sobriety needs chicken-fried bacon.


#1670

Did you collect these before you got sober bc that’s some high ass shit right there