The Real Red Derek Diaries of Syracuse


#1785

Are you hearing this jaws music?


#1786

I am now damn you! :joy:


#1787

Aww shit! D’s getting crazy again! Man, you are worse than every lesbian I’ve ever met. Including myself. That’s saying something brother.


#1788

This one is a little outside of my control lol. Honestly it’s not something I should even be worrying about bc there’s nothing I can do about the situation. If she moves up here for me that’s her own problem.


#1789

I was referring to the fifth date Uhaul situation. You know, what does a lesbian bring to the second date…? In real life it’s the 7th or 8th date. Just so everyone is clear on that one.


#1790

I did think about the uhaul thing too…


#1791

Naw, she’s got an Xterra so we can haul everything in that :joy:. I’m paid through the end of the month in my place. I still have my stuff there (well whatever my roommate hasn’t stolen…) But it’s not good for me to stay there.


#1792

I thought your roommate was getting evicted?


#1793

Wait even you can’t keep up?

UNMANAGEABLE


#1794

He conned his way back in. And then tried to rent out the room I already paid for. Luckily the person talked to me first.


#1795

Annnnnd. Right on cue I got a text from Kay. I need to keep my damn mouth shut


#1796


#1797

Seizure warning…


#1798


#1799

I need a guard llama.


#1800

Just saying:


#1801

My. God. I. Love. You.


#1802

I pray you find what is the best thing to do. Real love can break certain rules


#1803

Yeah! I am agree three is a magic number :herb:


#1804

Lol. We are way past the point of prayers in this thread but I appreciate the sentiment. I like to feel my boring ass life is actually interesting.