The Real Red Derek Diaries of Syracuse


#1805

What if Kay and Shay become bff’s and setup a play date with the kids.


#1807

If they hook up its gonna be more then a play date…


#1808

She said she misses me. Shay and Kay have definitely met. They got along fine, but I doubt it would still be like that


#1809

It should be noted that I did not text back


#1810

Thats rude. Be a gentleman


#1811

Umm no. Buttnugget


#1812

Send her your and shays pic back… Merry early christmas


#1813

Agreed. If an ex texted me, I might not respond either.


#1814

I’m friends with a few exes. We rarely text though. Unless it’s us and our spouses.


#1815

So I have an update tomorrow that is going to be something else.


#1816

You’re going to leave us hanging like that?!


#1817

Such a tease…


#1818

Something else… You married the new girl at the JP today, found out Kay and the new girl are knocked up, and suddenly decided you are going to go gay with one of your babymama’s exes kind of something else?


#1819

A drug lord has come hunting for your head and you now have to put Shay and the child in Witness Protection.


#1820

Good one! Omg, one of the dealers he dicked over wants his financial amends to extend to shitty old drug deals.


#1821

My easy guess…shayss prego!


#1822

I have already put my money down on gay midget. :wink:


#1823

But according to your version of the story he has not yet met the gay midget. That wont happen for another 3.5 months.


#1824

oh yeah…the one he’ll marry is a different one :wink:


#1825

But first he will have to divorce a stranger he married in a black out and has not seen in 4 years. He is not aware of the marriage until the marriage license.