The Real Red Derek Diaries of Syracuse


#2009

I made it to you getting catfished. Oh, and up to the boot burning


#2010

Buddy, you might just want to save the time and quite now. Half this shit sounds made up anyway. But all-in-all life is good. I mean it’s like super fucked up, weird and crazy, but it’s good. Families look different these days and mine is no different. Hell, maybe I can talk everyone into a threesome now that we are all friends again. Her ex is actually pretty cute, even though I don’t dig her short hair. But when we used to run together she had long hair and I was definitely attracted to her. She was also very good at stealing and I had a fast car so we made a hell of a team.


#2011

Yes. Get everything settled down and celebrate with a threesome. Great idea…

You know how they say our first thought is usually wrong?? Hehe


#2012

It passed the time reading through your diary. I’m home with the kids today and Roland was playing with his Nintendo and Ryder was taking a nap. I needed something to do


#2013

At this point you couldn’t get this situation any more fucked up so why not lol


#2014

Man, I would have been playing that Nintendo instead…


#2015

It now feels like a big deal when I just have a good ole fashion normal ass day. And today I am having a good ole fashion normal ass day. I kinda just want to go to bed now so that it stays that way.


#2016

Depends on whether you want more normal ass day hours or normal ass day days I suppose :wink:


#2017

I get neither. Shay is speaking tonight at an AA thing so I will have some alone time once I put Ella down. I went back and read parts of this thread from August. I started this thread in April maybe? The only time when things were relatively calm was when Shay and I were still dating and before the pregnancy. Other than that it’s been pretty non-stop with oddness.


#2018

You should just post these 4 words every day on the check in thread.


#2019

And it’s the name of my new band


#2020

My band name “Provide me with normalcy”


#2021

Normal is boring anyway lol


#2022

I crave boring. So much. I mean don’t get me wrong. I really enjoy my life and all it’s twists and turns, but it’s tiring sometimes. Having a pregnant, live-in, kinda partner, with all her pregnancy hormones is just an added challenge. It’s a good thing I love her lol.


#2023

Goddamnit. I should have just went to bed.

Any guesses on what fuckery befalls me tonight?

@Ifs this is your fault!


#2024

Be fuck us then…


#2025

You’re welcome :wink:

Next on my list: figure out what exactly I did

(so I can do it again…) NO! BAD James. Be nice.

If this isn’t about the 100 “normal day celebration” pizzas I ordered on your behalf, I apologize in advance…


#2026

I’m meeting with the ex to have coffee on Sunday. Apparently she’s not doing great with this whole situation. Could be an interesting sit down


#2027

Hmmm sounds ominous. Could be an opportunity to chill feelings on both sides though, come to some agreements going forward? I don’t know her but I’m operating on the assumption she wants to find a peaceful way forward (hence the direct coffee approach) instead of stirring up passive aggressive drama to get her way, so that’s promising if true


#2028

At any rate there’ll be a clearer picture of what she considers to be the issue