Continuing the discussion from Dumb question: who is Derek?:
Some people out there might not have had the opportunity to get to know Derek. Some people have not experienced life.
If you’re that person, or even if you’re not, join us here as we explore what makes Derek such a cocky prick.
Probably his stunning good looks.
One of the negatives of Pacific Standard Time. When I get on in the evening, everyone else is asleep.
Funny joke, Derek! I was going to say that you think you’re a ladies man, but they’re just attracted to your broken stupor.
When they hear I’m a lawyer they assume I have money. Jokes on them. I’m broke.
Oooh, there’s an entire strand of jokes about you being an attorney there.
Hypergamy fake-out.
Failed lawyer. Broke. Rides a bike.
Too far? Yeah, I was going to follow that with something funny. Sometimes I get out of control and take things to the next darkest level.
Derek is actually a great guy, who probably eats ramen for every meal…
If you read the parent thread, someone didnt know who Derek was. Which is comical because if you haven’t been here, you show up to a bunch of threads with Derek’s name in them.
Who’s this Derek guy? I’ve got to meet him!
I bet he has golden eyes and diamond teeth.
You’re a lawyer? That one I didn’t see coming lol. And don’t think I haven’t noticed how you stole my “reasons for screen names” idea 
Welcoooome to the comedy central roast of Derek English, with special guest @DowntroddenGoat. Now heeeeeeere’s ur host…Roooob Grimmer Taylor swift begins to play
Hahaha, omg thank you for this dude, this thread is gonna power my day 2mrw!
Haha, nice…which one of the ladies of real derek of Syracuse is holding the leash??
Too much? Lol, I would give $100 to see the look on stevie and @anon37742172 s faces when they see that later 
That’d be money well spent, lol.
Normally I don’t have a problem with feet or toes, but that made me “AHHHHHH!!!” out loud
Special kay for now til he tinder matches another gurl in the rooms. 13th steppin derek…smh lol
Lmao @ special kay… step 14 is gonna be specifically for the ladies in upstate NY. “Came to understand we are powerless to stop his advances and offers for dates and learned to swipe left”
I burned through my likes without getting out of bed. I might vote on a favorite later. It would be tough.
