I’m only able to sleep on my back or my left side. After having my kiddo, he did something to my lower back/spine/hips that does not allow for stomach sleeping or I’m in great pain lol
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I have similar problems. I prefer my left side, but my mattress is too darn soft and hurts my hips and lower back. If I side sleep, I’m dealing with sciatica pain all day. So I just rotate until I passout.
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Hoofy, it be us
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Lol OMG so true!!
Funny thing is, it cured Tina’s back problems, so, what do you do?
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This works for me sometimes, especially if I’m navigating around a clingy dog (who loves to be under the covers) and my husband.
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LMAO. This is exactly how I sleep 80% of the time because after hip surgery this is the only position that’s comfortable most of the time. I couldn’t find a pic to try and explain.
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You’re missing a choice:
“With your mom”
Ok I’ll see myself out now
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I want to bump this thread as I am missing the polls and discussions 
@HoofHearted @AyBee @Englishd @Runningfree and all other folks … do you have questions to vote on???
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What super power would you choose? And I use super power loosely.
- Be able to time travel, but only 5 seconds into the future
- Be able to instantly transport, but only 3 feet (or 1 meter) to the left
- Have unlimited gravel in your pockets
- Be able to fly but only if no one is looking at you
0 voters
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What happens if someone looks at me while I’m flying?
Do I suddenly fall out of the sky and die?
I need details if I’m to best answer this poll
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No questions needed. Gravel for days!
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As non native speaker I have a question: Gravel in your pocket? What does that mean?
All translations I find don’t make sense 
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The question is absurd! Your translations are probably correct, small pieces of stone in your pockets, like a magic purse that always contains a piece of gold.
Dan @HoofHearted has the theatrical flair of an artist for absurdity and the unanticipated point of view about details. We love 
him for that!
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Looks like my “your mom” joke killed thr vibe
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If someone spots you, you will fall. Best be doing your flying at night ifn you choose thise one!
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This. Immediately makes that the most self-lethal “super” power.
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Gravel in the pockets, then open a concrete mixing plant!
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The flying part is problematic because someone on the ground may look up.
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane… Holy shit! He’s falling!”
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