The Stupid Polls thread (Part 1)

MMR Vaccine?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Autism

0 voters

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  • Polls should be banned
  • Polls to poll whether polls should be banned should be banned

0 voters

I had such a kid crush on Davey Jones

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Best debate topic on TS

  • To selfie or not to selfie
  • It’s not a relapse for $500 Alex
  • Don’t DM me bro
  • I want help, just not any of your help
  • I conquered my addiction in 3 days and I’m cured

0 voters

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I have had measles and mumps…and chicken pox and whooping cough…the mumps were the worst…ouchy uncomfortable, plus it was Halloween and I missed trick or treating.

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Sounds horrible. I had chicken pox. That’s it

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Chicken pox is the easiest. Mumps is gross…like the worst strep throat x 100. Whooping cough feels like your lungs are coming out.

I also caught a pretty severe case of drug and alcohol addiction. Not sure if there’s a vaccine for that

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Try moderation.

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Biggest asshole on TS

  • @englishd
  • I suppose it could be someone else

0 voters

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Meh, C) We all have our days… :roll_eyes:

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3 days, remember? It was in your last poll.

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You must live with one!

  • Chronic unrelenting diarrhea
  • Putrid, green snot always coming out of your nose
  • Every time you speak or gesture sulfur belches come out

0 voters

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Thanks, I’m eating :smile:

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Those are all very nasal based, Rob… Do you have a cold?

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Hmmm…these choices sound suspiciously like my old day snorting coke.

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The poops are not nasal based, Josh… Do you need a doctor? :no_mouth: :laughing:

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Burps are also a reflux/digestive issue

Fair warning, this gets gross. -Edit, really gross. My youngest was born snotty. The thick green kind. It flowed from her nose day and night for a year. At some points it was coming out of her eyes. Eventually her hyper-production slowed to normal.

So choice B is a thing.

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@Eke - poops = Bad Smell
@DungeonMaster - Sulfur = Bad smell

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