Oh, so you’re only insulting my family then… 
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Maybe just a couple of bad apples within your species. Definitely no relatives. Absolutely not. 
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Very well, I accept your apology. Cousin Eustace and Aunt Agatha are a little off their rockers…
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Can’t argue 'bout what’s true! 
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The Slasher Thread
Part VIII
Resolve and determination center within you. You aim the gun at the figure’s chest and pull the trigger.
The safety is on. A flood of panic surges through your chest. The hooded stranger’s head turns toward you and it begins to advance.
You fumble to turn the safety off. The figure is advancing, getting closer by the second. You find the switch and click it. It pulls out a knife and raises it to strike.
BANG.
It drops to the ground. You drop the gun in shock. The sound of it hitting the ground is loud in your ears. You feel shakey and nauseous. Turning away from the body, you retch and vomit across the ground.
You make your way to the neighbors home. They wrap you in a blanket in front of their fireplace. You stare blankly into the flames as the woman phones the police.
When the police show up you relate your story to them. Several other officers show up and begin searching the area.
After their search they return to take you home. You sit in the rear of the squad car looking out at the rising sun. “You got really lucky back there. Things could have turned out much worse.”
The words the officer are saying annoy you. There’s no way they could understand what you went through. But, at least it’s over.
“We will of course be doing a more in depth search to locate the suspect…”
The rest of their words are lost as you realize what they just said.
to be continued…
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I’m not going to be able to sleep 
Awesome story-telling 
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Who knows, maybe there will be a #2!
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Now that Rob is done with part 1 of his tale I present the meat poll
- Steak/beef
- Pork
- Chicken
- Fish
- Venison
- Other fowl
- Other large game
- Reptile
0 voters
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Bambi? Again? 
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It’s quite healthy actually. No hormones, GMO or anything else. It’s leaner than most red meat
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I agree it’s healthier but not necessarily non-GMO if we have no control over what crops they eat. (Although not saying that makes it any less nutritious) 
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I wanted to pick 2. Beef and venison. Had to go with beef since venison is only available part of the year for me anyway.
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Shellfish in fish category? 
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I was today years old when I realized this was a possibility. Like my whole world view is shook.
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Lol I can’t tell if this is sarcasm
Hubby hunts, and asks why I don’t eat it if it’s “organic GMO-free crap you like” but if the deer by our property eat the pesticide, non-organic cash crops by us, it’s none of the above. Still totally healthy though. Only nonGMO & organic if you’re controlling animals feed
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No, I seriously never considered the possibility. I feel like I need to reevaluate my whole life.
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What about steak and shrimp, or steak and lobster. There are some things that just go together.
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Bambi and Bambi’s Mom.
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