Should I point out @Englishd’s grammar error of “to” vs. “too”?
- Yes. Grammar is important
- No. Nobody likes the grammar police
- Yes. Nobody likes the grammar police but it’s Derek so it’s ok
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Keep the gallon in the cupboard. When it’s cracked open and poured out into Mason jars, it’s frozen for storage or refrigerated for daily use. We use it a lot, I like it in my coffee.
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If it’s anything else, store it in the trash.
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Does ice cream ever actually belong to anyone?
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I’ve just blown my nose with an alcohol wipe!
Have I relapsed?
- Yes
- No
- Wtf you do that for
- Other
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Reset that counter right now! 
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King of the trolls?
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I feel like my hard work is not being recognized
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It’s not that I think that people just expect it from you. – jk😂
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Hahaha I am not a troll!
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There ya go!
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True, but would I be a proper troll if I didn’t add some other names there? Also, I have faith that you won’t flag me.
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I didn’t even know what a troll was till I looked it up. So not much room for free speech then?
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It seems not.
It’s time for me to have an intelligent conversation-- my 4 year old niece is shouting me from downstairs. 
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It’s harder than it looks.
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Next feature Alexa should have:
- Commenting on noises made by human clumsiness and bodily functions
- Singing softly to herself occasionally
- Heckling and talking back
- Medieval speech mode
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I’m catching back up on this thread, so don’t mind me haha 
But grammar is important. For proof, read the following two sentences, and notice the difference:
- “Let’s eat, Grandma!”
- “Let’s eat Grandma!”
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How do you like your yogurt?:
- Blended
- Fruit on the bottom
- Fruit in the little separation cup on the side
- Just plain please
- Can’t stand the thought of fermented milk in a cup
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What’s this fruit on the side separately? Like fresh fruit? If it’s like a jam/sauce on side? 
not sure we have that