The Stupid Polls thread (Part 1)

Just for Fun
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This or that

  • Panera as a band
  • Pantera as a restaurant

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1263

I’d eat there. Sounds like it would be a pretty cool experience.

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1264

Slightly related to this…When someone apologises to me and it’s no big deal, I always say and always have “Dont worry about it.” Occasionally, someone will respond with “I’m not worried about it.” Why?

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1265

@anon84416494
That makes no sense. Why would they apologize if they’re not worried? :crazy_face:

1266

When it comes to the 'stache…

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  • Grow it!
  • Mow it!

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1267

Dont derandy now

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1268

Back in my hippy days this was called a convoy cut

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1269

You buy a new article of clothing. It clearly states on the label “Wash first before wearing”…
What do you do?

  • I gently wash it while crying and wishing I could just wear it now.
  • I laugh maniacally at the manufacturers insane belief I follow instructions and proceed to wear my fancy new clothes.
  • Diligently wash the garments while whistling happily to myself and planning the occasion when i will wear it.
  • Wait… What label? What’d it say? LOL! No!

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1270

Who’s really to blame?

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1271

This made me really LOL! :joy:

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1272

Five, four, three, two, one…

  • Zero
  • Go
  • Blastoff
  • Everybody dance now
  • Ready or not, here I come
  • [Awkward silence]

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1273

If you only had one choice for magazine subscription, which would you choose (edit: only pick one, I made it multiple choice by mistake)

  • National Geographic
  • Maxim
  • A Tabloid magazine
  • Guns & Ammo
  • Cosmopolitan
  • The New Yorker
  • People

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1274

Earth below us, drifting falling. Floating weightless, calling calling home.

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1275

I’d actually go with Playboy if it were an option. :grin:

1276

But only for the articles, right?

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1278

The most important poll yet. Having your say will give you an indescribable feeling of power and influence.

When I make breakfast tomorrow morning, how should I stir in the oats?

  • Clockwise
  • Counter-clockwise

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1279

C. Smooshed between the fingers of your left hand

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1280

There were so many other fun options I wanted to list!

But I wanted to boil it all down to a stark duel between two diametrically opposed options. A fight to the death. No fence sitting, no hedging, no third way, just conviction and commitment. Such a pivotal moment in my life deserves no less.

Choose wisely.

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1281

But I do stir both ways actually!

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1282

I will only do one way tomorrow, and it may have far-reaching consequences for the future of the universe.

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